This would be me in an awkward position, not necessarily something a 35 year old plus size woman should be doing. With that being said, it was also one of my resolutions, among many, to enjoy the small things. To hear my children belly laughing over my antics brought true joy!No, I was never a pole dancer, I know all of you were thinking, "Well you definitely should be!" HA HA!
Going along with this same train of thought, another of my resolutions was to get to all of my designated destinations on time or early. So this morning we all got up raring to go, school is back in session, got there on time to find no one there. Very eerie. I thought I may have been "Left Behind". After getting out of my car in my Scrapbook Girl pjs and no bra, I found a custodian to ask what in the world was going on!?!? Well apparently I was the only mom who did not read all of the wadded up pieces of paper in the bottom of my daughters backpack.
NO SCHOOL today, teacher workday. This is where I already break one of my resolutions, Get Act Together. Who doesn't start school on Monday after a holiday???
CRAZY. So, with my reasoning skills I am gonna consider this a practice for tomorrow and chalk it up to being extremely prepared. Therefore in my reality, I never really broke my resolution!! Whew!
I WILL WITHOUT A DOUBT BE MOTHER OF THE YEAR THIS YEAR. I feel it already.
Love this post! What a great laugh!
ReplyDeleteyou are a nut..love the site..where did you pull all the artwork from?
ReplyDeleteHilarious! AB the pole dancer!
ReplyDeleteI love it! I knew pole dancing was your true calling! You know I received a Mother of the Year Award for Christmas from my mom and sister. Perhaps I could get you one, too! -Jenn
ReplyDeleteha, ha, ha. It takes a real mom to admit that. Haven't we all done stuff like this? Layne
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